Hey Brooklyn what’s up? Did you hear that there are two stray pit-bulls in the Midwood area of our borough that are going about and making pita bread out of sweet little dogs named Rosy or Pinky? Scary Indeed! I wonder if this could be called dog homicide. Whoever raised those two pit-bulls is despicable. This also makes me wonder what has come to our time. Do we all now have to consider raising and petting pit-bulls to protect ourselves from other stray pit-bulls? These Pit-bulls are somewhat of phantom like too, because they are not seen so often. They seem to appear almost from thin air. It’s a mystery and we need to call superman. And I wonder where do they live?

Big news last weekend in Brooklyn was the fallen billboard in the Williamsburg that not only collapsed but smashed down a car, and damaged 3 houses. You know, I must say that I had seen this Billboard before. It was so cool. It used to dwindle whenever there was strong wind. And I always thought it was cool because it was specially made with new technology to give a dwindling effect. This one time I had parked near the billboard and I kept looking at it and almost was about to get hypnotized. Now the news people are saying that it was not advance technology that made the billboard dwindle…It was just a crappy billboard which was built illegally. So this is my expression, I cover my mouth and say, “Oops!!”
So yesterday evening anyone noticed the salt like snow fall? It was like someone was throwing sea salt on me. It was as creepy as the entire winter has been. I am ready for the spring aren’t you?
So now what are you doing tomorrow? Are you going to join Google and other big internet giants to protest SOPA? SOPA is Stop Online Piracy Act. Most of the Hollywood (of course), the music industry and the U.S Chamber of Commerce are supporting this SOPA thing. Many Silicon Valley firms say that it will be very much like censorship. Hmm so I and with me others like myself such as Google are planning a service black out for tomorrow. I mean Tuesday January 18 many of the website will be black/dark…very gloomy, a bit sinister you say? But that is what will happen. What do you think of that?
By the way I am little sad and my soft side has been shattered today because I was challenged by this dude named Ba….b (Bob) I know very well. He practically pressed the wrong button. He said I am not even 1% funny compared to the real Greg T. I told him to back off. To begin with there is no real Greg T here. I am not trying to be Greg T. It’s just my name. I never try to be funny. I am not writing funny stuff. I have no funny bone in my body. This is all serious stuff. So please do not expect funny talks from me. I am the sober Greg T and nothing like the hard headed, potato face, drunken dude he is referring to. Anyway, I love you all friends. And keep sending your comments.
Oh by the way today is the 70th birthday of Mohammad Ali and the 48th birthday of the beautiful first lady Michelle Obama. So Happy birthday! By the way I asked the Brooklyn Voice team to draw an illustration of Mohammad Ali. All they could come up with is a cartoon, while they actually take the time to draw real stuff for other writers. I was very angry. So they were scared and chickened out and drew that sketch of the great boxer. I said to them that will do.

Greg T is a serious writer. Please do not take him for a comical character

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